my life consists of terrible puns, bad jokes and falling in love with various band members.

(Source: gopteenchoiceawards, via rocksanddaggers)

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2 hours ago

danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

(Source: blackwaxx, via rocksanddaggers)

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2 hours ago

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

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2 hours ago

chachibieber:

it fucking blows my mind how almost 200k if not more people will sign a petition to kick justin bieber out of this country because they feel ‘unsafe’ with him living here but not even 70k people will sign a petition that stops cops from killing innocent black people on the streets like wow

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2 hours ago

theamazingindi:

spacephantom:

FMK lord farquaad shrek donkey

according to the movies both farquaad and shrek are terrible husbands, one is a tyranical dictator and the other one might fuck up the entirety of time if he gets bored, donkey is clearly the best husband of the three and u kno shrek a freak in the swamp so you kick farquaad’s tiny ass to the curb why is this even a question

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3 hours ago

vvhaleshark:

i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end

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3 hours ago

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(via zac-afron)

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19 hours ago